Monthly Archives: July 2009

I did ..not.. just say that

Posted on July 31, 2009 by dyskinesia

Originally from January 21, 2006 – Boy, age 6 I am a fairly well-educated woman.  I have managed very successful businesses, including being a major part of getting them to the point of said success.  I have managed large crews … Continue reading →

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Feed the Kitty

Posted on July 30, 2009 by dyskinesia

Originally from June 27, 2006 – Boy, age 6 We’re big on cartoons in this house.  By big, I mean we have lots of cartoons on DVD.  Not just any cartoons, mind you; only classics will do.  That crap they … Continue reading →

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Overheard

Posted on July 28, 2009 by dyskinesia

I am in the other room.  TB and Boy are watching television.  Well, technically, TB is watching television, and Boy has slithered into the room at an opportune moment.  Said television program?  Scrubs. is jordan trying to tell elliott that … Continue reading →

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The Dooce

Posted on July 27, 2009 by dyskinesia

I know there are people who feel the way that Calvin does, and I understand why, I really do. However. If you’re someone who has ever been covered in multiple byproducts of children, pets, spouses, self, etc., while attempting to … Continue reading →

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In the job description

Posted on July 18, 2009 by dyskinesia

I just had to punish my son for the first ‘real’ time. At the end of my short, very calm speech, I wanted to grab him up in my arms, hug the stuffing out of him, and tell him it … Continue reading →

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In No Mood

Posted on July 6, 2009 by dyskinesia

I am crabby today.  In order to spare you the majority of my craptastic attitude, which I wish I could also be sparing myself, I instead shall bring you the world’s finest slayer of tiny stuffed chipmunks. You’re welcome.

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Overheard

Posted on July 2, 2009 by dyskinesia

Scene:  Lego people talking to each other amidst the other 4000 other Lego pieces and buildings on the dining room table: ACTION! hey, this is our temple!  get out of here or we’ll kick your butts! but wait, you can’t … Continue reading →

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