Scene: Lego people talking to each other amidst the other 4000 other Lego pieces and buildings on the dining room table:
hey, this is our temple! get out of here or we’ll kick your butts!
but wait, you can’t kick our butts! we’re on your side!
what!? what do you mean you’re on our side?!
really! we’re on you’re side, like nationwide
like nationwide! (goofy voice, familiar tune) nationwide is on your side!
(Offstage: sounds of mother erupting in small fit of hysteria from kitchen)