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Overheard: Reincarnation
i wonder what would happen if, after this life, i was popcorn in my next life … You’d get eaten! yeah, okay, maybe i should pick something different. i think i’d be a kid because being a kid is the … Continue reading
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Tagged Asperger's, aspie, boy, Kids, things kids say
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Overheard: Rock the Vote
Boy just declared that he is running for president when he grows up so that he can make school 100% voluntary. His campaign slogan? if you don’t vote for me, you’ll become my slave. That’s catchy, right there. I can’t … Continue reading
Just another Tuesday
*Preface for background: Our 10-year-old son with Asperger’s attends Catholic school; we are not Catholic. _________________________________________________________ Homework today included the mysteries of the Rosary. Which meant Bible reading and interpretation for The Boy and me – a never-boring task, and … Continue reading
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Tagged Asperger's, aspie, Bible, boy, catholicism, children, Kids, parenting, religion, school, things kids say
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Perfection
A huge Thank You to Dan over at Single Dad Laughing for an amazing piece. Stop. Go. Read. Be Real. ( … and while I haven’t made it all the way through his site yet, I could happily link everything … Continue reading
Overheard: Say what?
While playing his new PSP game and randomly paying attention to his shows on tv: what’s chiz – a German sausage? Umm, no, it’s a made up word. … what? It’s a made up word. tomato port? It’s a made … Continue reading
Welcome to the other side
Boy has been staying up late at night and sleeping late in the morning. Now, this might seem perfectly normal for a boy his age (nearly 11), but this is the first time in his life that he has not … Continue reading
Garcon!
good day. make i take your order? what would you like for a snack? [ turns to see Boy in his double-breasted black suit, white undershirt, black tie, and tennis shoes, carrying a writing pad and a pen and studying … Continue reading
Overheard
i told dad that i wanted to go to the gym with him, but he said i can’t yet because 15 is the minimum age. so in 5 years, if he’s not dead, i’m going to go work out with dad … Continue reading
Overheard: The Getting Older is gonna Kill Me version
i have to go home and lay out in the sun Excuse me? i need to get a tan You do? yep, so that i can look all sexy and luxurious (Takes a moment to offer thanks that she was … Continue reading
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Tagged Kids, parenting, teens, things kids say, tweens
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