Overheard: The Getting Older is gonna Kill Me version

i have to go home and lay out in the sun

Excuse me?

i need to get a tan

You do?

yep, so that i can look all sexy and luxurious

(Takes a moment to offer thanks that she was already stopped at a red light…)
Luxurious?  You want to look ‘luxurious’?  Maybe we should talk about what luxurious means.

it means super fantastic and cool and awesome

Well, kinda, but really only if you’re a hot tub or a diamond ring.

oh, well fine, then i’ll just have to settle for being all sexy then

Mmmkay.

mom?  what should i wear while i’m laying outside getting my tan?  swim trunks or shorts?  what will get me the best tan?

Hmm, well, probably your P.E. shorts because they are a little shorter than your regular shorts.

okay, but how do i get the areas that are covered up to be tan?

YOU DON’T BECAUSE NO ONE WILL CARE ABOUT THOSE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO SEE YOU NAKED.

oh yeah!

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About dyskinesia

Woman, mother, human being, grammarian. I have Attention Deficit Disorder. My child has Asperger syndrome. Philosophy, laughter, therapy, living. Life after divorce.
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2 Responses to Overheard: The Getting Older is gonna Kill Me version

  1. Taoist Biker says:

    Don’t mind me, I’m just putting a child psychologist on speed dial.

    And “no one else” – does that count the whole neighborhood when he forgets that the front door is wide open when he walks down the hall to or from his bath? Heh.

  2. Pammy Girl says:

    That’s why you lay in the nude in the tanning beds. Heaven knows I’ll be showing off my lady parts any day now.

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