i have to go home and lay out in the sun
i need to get a tan
yep, so that i can look all sexy and luxurious
(Takes a moment to offer thanks that she was already stopped at a red light…)
Luxurious? You want to look ‘luxurious’? Maybe we should talk about what luxurious means.
it means super fantastic and cool and awesome
Well, kinda, but really only if you’re a hot tub or a diamond ring.
oh, well fine, then i’ll just have to settle for being all sexy then
mom? what should i wear while i’m laying outside getting my tan? swim trunks or shorts? what will get me the best tan?
Hmm, well, probably your P.E. shorts because they are a little shorter than your regular shorts.
okay, but how do i get the areas that are covered up to be tan?
YOU DON’T BECAUSE NO ONE WILL CARE ABOUT THOSE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO SEE YOU NAKED.