Overheard

I am in the other room.  TB and Boy are watching television.  Well, technically, TB is watching television, and Boy has slithered into the room at an opportune moment.  Said television program?  Scrubs.

is jordan trying to tell elliott that she should show us her boobs?

…. (3-second pause while TB tries to think of something to say)

i’d like to see her boobs.

…. (3-second pause while TB feels pride/relief/mortification and still tries to think of something to say)

all right!  her boobs!!

…. (The sound of TB giving up trying to think of something to say.)

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About dyskinesia

Woman, mother, human being, grammarian. I have Attention Deficit Disorder. My child has Asperger syndrome. Philosophy, laughter, therapy, living. Life after divorce.
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5 Responses to Overheard

  1. crisitunity says:

    BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. Awesome.

  2. We had the one dirty Seinfeld episode tonight on the TV. It was about them trying to hold out from “enjoying themselves” after George got caught by his mother…I had to make a move for the TV quickly.

  3. Calvin says:

    It’s Laura, signed in as Calvin (I’m too lazy to change it). HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Classic!

  4. Taoist Biker says:

    It was just a low-cut top, really. Considering all the times Sarah Chalke has been on screen in just a bra, he should have held out some of his adulation for later.

    But still, eesh/hahahah in equal measure.

  5. boundandgags says:

    Why didn’t you just throw in the DVD I edited for you of all her best ‘scenes’?

    Still my hero.

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