Overheard

So, how was your day?

horrible.

Horrible?  Did the building explode?

no!

Was there a fire?

no!

Did a UFO crash into the school and aliens came out and arrested all of you?

moooo-ooom, no!

Then what was so horrible?

well…. …. i was at SCHOOL.

OH MY GOD.  THAT’S WHERE WE TOOK YOU?!?!?

*sigh*  oh, mom.

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About dyskinesia

Woman, mother, human being, grammarian. I have Attention Deficit Disorder. My child has Asperger syndrome. Philosophy, laughter, therapy, living. Life after divorce.
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7 Responses to Overheard

  1. boundandgags says:

    Hahahahahahahahaha.

    Good thing I can still hero worship!

  2. Laura Hedgecock says:

    too funny!

  3. Taoist Biker says:

    With girls, though…you’ve gotta grant hazard pay for cootie exposure, at least.

  4. crisitunity says:

    Hey, I’m with him. This is my 21st day of being laid off, and it’s way more fun than the alternative. School and work are not terribly dissimilar.

    • dyskinesia says:

      True for school is to kids as work is to adults, but if my mortgage would just pay itself, I’d be all over the school thing. 🙂

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