Overheard

hey, what are you doing?

(studiously ignores question)

what’s in the microwave??

Zombie brains.

what?!?  it is not!  it’s popcorn.

Nooo, it’s zombie brains.

it is NOT zombie brains; it’s popcorn!  

Sorry, but it’s zombie brains.

geez, mom.  how could you lie to your own son like that??  

— maniacal laughter —

you should be ashamed!

I know, and I would be if I could stop laughing.

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About dyskinesia

Woman, mother, human being, grammarian. I have Attention Deficit Disorder. My child has Asperger syndrome. Philosophy, laughter, therapy, living. Life after divorce.
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7 Responses to Overheard

  1. Taoist Biker says:

    Clearly all those years of living with me are starting to sink in.

  2. iamheatherjo says:

    Dys beat me to that question! 😉

    • dyskinesia says:

      He said it was me – because he tortures the kid nonstop. But no, I just do stuff that is silly and obvious. 😉 We had to build a sense of humor in our very literal kid, so it’s fun to be able to play to it now. 😀

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  4. Kim says:

    Brraaains!
    That made my day.

  5. boundandgags says:

    Oh my gawd that’s brilliant! And I hope you learned your lesson!

    Zombie brains go in the deep fryer!

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