It’s a good thing we have the adult channels blocked.

mom?

Yes?

next time you get in a car accident, i know who you should call.

You do?

yep, you need to call the heavy hitter.  he’ll take on the insurance company and get you your money FAST.

All rightee then.

you want the number?

You know what it is, don’t you?

it’s 555-1000

Thank you, Son.  I really need to teach you how to mute the commercials.

 

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About dyskinesia

Woman, mother, human being, grammarian. I have Attention Deficit Disorder. My child has Asperger syndrome. Philosophy, laughter, therapy, living. Life after divorce.
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3 Responses to It’s a good thing we have the adult channels blocked.

  1. Taoist Biker says:

    Holy crap. This is REALLY getting ridiculous.

  2. lostspartan77 says:

    It is amazing how powerful commercials are. For a long time my son who is 7 now really wanted to go to Taco Bell, he even new exactly what he wanted to order. Every time we drove by a Taco Bell he wanted us to stop there.

    The amazing thing was that he had never been to a Taco Bell and we never talked about Taco Bell. It was all from the commercials. This started before he could even read… he knew the name of the restaurant based on the logo.

  3. acollage says:

    lol, I love it! He’d get along well with my son: when I spill on my clothes, “Mom, OxyClean works on that. There’s this scrubber, $9.99 on TV, $19.99 if you buy two. When I get out of the shower with wet hair? “Mom, there’s a turbee thing that you twist, 2 for $19.99.” You get the picture.

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