Scene: Lego people talking to each other amidst the other 4000 other Lego pieces and buildings on the dining room table:
ACTION!
hey, this is our temple! get out of here or we’ll kick your butts!
but wait, you can’t kick our butts! we’re on your side!
what!? what do you mean you’re on our side?!
really! we’re on you’re side, like nationwide
huh?
like nationwide! (goofy voice, familiar tune) nationwide is on your side!
(Offstage: sounds of mother erupting in small fit of hysteria from kitchen)
Curtain.
Oh my GAWD.
*slaps forehead*
By: Taoist Biker on July 2, 2009
at 8:29 am
My broken head went right to ZZ Top when I read “nationwide”.
By: iamheatherjo on July 2, 2009
at 10:09 am
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say it again, that kid is my comedy hero!
By: boundandgags on July 2, 2009
at 10:15 am
I’m sorry for not having anything orignial to offer, but I totally have to agree with both Heather and Boundandgags here!
That was comedy gold.
By: Kimmothy on July 6, 2009
at 10:10 am